So Funny!!!

I just saw this on fb. It describes my finances perfectly until June 4th. . I can’t stop laughing My finacial status:Currently rinsing off a paper plate._ Hsiu:She was like I’m just surprised.(14 February 2018) Hsiu:I was like, yeah… what do you mean?(14 February 2018) Hsiu:So with all of the things she was doing, I just got the [...]
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Martina:
I have been talking to this girl for nearly half a year.
(14 February 2018)

Tammi:
If a girl texts you on her birthday?
(14 February 2018)

Chasidy:
Should I just out of the blue go up to him and kiss him and see what his reaction would be?
(14 February 2018)

Chasidy:
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I was thinking, should I make the first move?
(14 February 2018)

Chasidy:
He's in love with my friend so we both know nothing will happen between us.
(14 February 2018)

Chasidy:
So I was thinking, I really really like this guy, maybe even love him and the other day I told him.
(14 February 2018)

Adelaida:
Is it immature not to congratulate my ex??
(13 February 2018)

Adelaida:
My friends say I should act mature and congratulate him but I'm not sure why...I want nothin to do with him.
(13 February 2018)

Adelaida:
It was tough to finally break up with him. this was 3 months ago. when he texts me, I am kind enough to write him back because I didn't end things by yelling at him or getting mad.
(13 February 2018)

Adelaida:
He was verbally abusive for 3 years and choose to listen to his friends opinions.
(13 February 2018)