This Is Pretty Damn Funny

This cracked me up. P.S. This is not my husband or my toddler. I have neither lol[image]_ Eleonore:I was wondering if there’s a good way to a) present the gift and b) actually set aside the money without just writing her a check?(5 July 2017) Eleonore:For our anniversary, I want to set aside some money for us [...]
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Marcy:
Am I too close with children?
(7 July 2017)

Marcy:
I'm more the type of person to enjoy riding bikes and playing with sprinklers and going to amusement parks and super soakers and trampolines, basically playing, compared to going to the mall and boyfriends and phones and stuff.
(7 July 2017)

Marcy:
I barely hang out with kids my age because I just don't like them very much, as we don't have all that much in common as far as I'm concerned.
(7 July 2017)

Marcy:
I'm a 17 year old girl and the majority of my friends are 4-13 years old.
(7 July 2017)

Noreen:
Any information on how to help bed wetting in formerly abused teenagers?
(7 July 2017)

Noreen:
Has anyone else dealt with this or knows where I can get actual information?
(7 July 2017)

Noreen:
We tried all of the common remedies but we don't like waking him up at night and such.
(7 July 2017)

Noreen:
He's Recently adopted and is having problems with it.
(7 July 2017)

Callie:
Excuse for not going to a birthday?
(7 July 2017)

Callie:
My friends birthday party is tmrw and we're going to a fair, but I really don't want to go bc I'm on my period and I have bad cramps and back pain.
(7 July 2017)