Can someone remove the horse off my chest?

If I died at my desk right now and anyone saw all the browser windows open on my computer, they’d die laughing. I have this Meelp window, I have a window open for the car I really, really want to buy_ Marianne:I didn’t know what to get him so I just paid $100 toward his cell [...]
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Lili:
So we both made the decision to break up for the kids kids.
(16 April 2017)

Lili:
Which we started as friends and they re already planning on filing when I enter his life.
(16 April 2017)

Lili:
She s only going to stop doing that if he s going to break up with me because she thinks I m the reason why they re divorcing.
(16 April 2017)

Lili:
His soon to be ex wife told him that she s leaving out of town and going back to where her family and she s taking their kids.
(16 April 2017)

Stephnie:
It was so comfortable driving home in my bare feet.
(16 April 2017)

Stephnie:
I had a 4 hour drive home so as soon as I got in my car I took my flip flops off threw them in the back and drove home in my bare feet.
(16 April 2017)

Stephnie:
I just got home from my parents house after having Easter dinner.
(16 April 2017)

Neta:
What does it mean if someone calls you a black kniggar ape?
(16 April 2017)

Tania:
Why are some people so easily offended?
(16 April 2017)

Tania:
She stopped talking to me after that.
(16 April 2017)