Can someone remove the horse off my chest?

If I died at my desk right now and anyone saw all the browser windows open on my computer, they’d die laughing. I have this Meelp window, I have a window open for the car I really, really want to buy_ Marianne:I didn’t know what to get him so I just paid $100 toward his cell [...]
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Lashon:
I left distraught and now I m left not knowing what to do.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
I approached him and he said he likes this girl, that I need to leave and he will talk to me tomorrow.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
He s ignored all texts and calls for two weeks, well this morning I caught him leaving a hotel room with a female co worker.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
However he believed the rumor and has moved his belongings out of the house into his moms.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
We ve been together two years and I never cheated.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
Two weeks ago a rumor was started that the father of my babies isn t actually the father.
(16 April 2017)

Lashon:
I m 35 weeks pregnant with twins.
(16 April 2017)

Edris:
Why is it i Am single guy?
(16 April 2017)

Beulah:
What if my boyfriend says making a sex tape will bring us closer to god?
(16 April 2017)

Beulah:
I don't know if that's a red flag from the beginning that I just ignored.
(16 April 2017)