You know you’re in Minnesota when…

1) 30 degrees in December is a heatwave2) Nightly news is lead with cows escaping a pen3) People consider leaving the lights on kinky sex4) You get a more enthusiastic greeting in the sex shop then in_ Margaretta:Have a boyfriend but still look at my exes twitter?(23 March 2017) Margaretta:I lost my virginity to my ex and [...]
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Cornelia:
I don't know how to start a conversation with her and I don't want to sound like a creep.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
I want to tell her that I think she's pretty.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
Everyday I wait for the few seconds I see her as we pass by the locker rooms.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
My friends are telling me that I'm losing my chance to talk to her and that I need to do it.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
She didn't see I was coming and I didn't want to come from behind and start talking to her cause that'll be weird.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
Today me and my friends were passing her on the track and I was going to say hi to her but she kept turning away when I would make my way to her.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
I really want to talk to her but I never even talked to her before.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
She like walks past me a lot and pretty much looks straight ahead or looks the opposite direction right as she gets near me.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
I also see her a lot more than usual.
(23 March 2017)

Cornelia:
She always looks at me and I see her friends smiling at me too.
(23 March 2017)