Some Humpday Humor

Just reminding you all it’s Humpday. Hopefully, you calibrated in style If not, you probably caught Hell all day long. A little Humpday humor to cheer you up is always a good thing, right_ Denice:It used 2 be just for fun but now I use it when im happy, sad, angry, ect… I usually try to [...]
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Darnell:
I'm also asking this because she hasn't gotten her period yet and we both are stressing about it because she knows when she should get it.
(3 March 2017)

Darnell:
But I had her take it seven or so days later.
(3 March 2017)

Darnell:
Just to be safe I had her take two pregnancy test not at once but apart.
(3 March 2017)

Darnell:
But it was only for five minutes and I didn't finish at all.
(3 March 2017)

Darnell:
Me and my girlfriend had unprotected sex seven days after she got off her period.
(3 March 2017)

Tenesha:
Since my uncle is an alcoholic and a really bad one does that mean I could have the gene (I've only met him twice)?
(3 March 2017)

Tenesha:
The uncle I have met twice only and am 16. So does this mean I could have the gene for alcoholism?
(3 March 2017)

Tenesha:
It is not my parent or grandparent, only the uncle and also a parent's cousin who died before I was born was an alcoholic.
(3 March 2017)

Paula:
Omg the awkwardness! What is happening with this guy?
(3 March 2017)

Paula:
You could tell all I wanted to do is leave lmao.
(3 March 2017)