Tuesday, 21 March 2017

Know your Place, Cunt

He’s fat. He’s been drinking. He doesn’t respect you. And he’s your geriatric neighbor. But you know your place. Your only purpose in life is as a fucktoy. Three holes and a pair of ti_ Phillis:This being with the adult child has a wife and daughter.(20 March 2017) Eartha:Wife acting strange, now asks me to do anal [...]
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Angle:
What can we do besides adoption?
(19 March 2017)

Robbin:
Really weird pregnancy test result?
(19 March 2017)

Robbin:
I just thought this was weird and i'm wondering if maybe it could be a positive.
(19 March 2017)

Robbin:
I will be testing again tomorrow.
(19 March 2017)

Morgan:
Please help I can't stop crying?
(19 March 2017)

Morgan:
Me: I'm sorry you are breaking up.
(19 March 2017)

Morgan:
Like that's an insult and I'm actually offended that you'd think I'm into that kinda stuff.
(19 March 2017)

Morgan:
Me: I'm right next to you Him: Wait, are you the girl with the curly hair Me: Yes Him: Really (with a disgusted tone) Me: Haha JK I thought that you were into her because you always sat next to her and the last people to leave class.
(19 March 2017)

Morgan:
The conversation went as follows: Me: Heyy Him: Hey you sound kinda hot which girl are you?
(19 March 2017)

Morgan:
He instantly accepted my request and said I sounded kinda hot.
(19 March 2017)

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