Women in Bars! ~~ Joke for today..

I will have an update to post soon about my three sum.. NOT.. What the dolls were really purchased for.. Here is your joke for a Friday.. Have a great weekend.. Chris, John, Harry and the others wer_ Miki:I was pretty close with all of them and they know a lot of my biggest secrets and [...]
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Jerlene:
Last time I was pregnant I didn't experience spotting like this and it was mostly brown.
(28 August 2016)

Jerlene:
This morning I woke up with more blood (stained my pjs bad) and continued to use a tampon.
(28 August 2016)

Jerlene:
The next morning I woke up with a good amount of red blood, so I used a tampon throughout the day.
(28 August 2016)

Jerlene:
Hello, first I've been pregnant before, but I am getting some mixed messages. 5-7 days before my period, I took two pregnancy tests three days apart each were negative, however the control window did not work.
(28 August 2016)

Mari:
I need help coming up with a middle name for my baby boy. The first name is Felix. Last is Washington. I ve already thought of some so far?
(28 August 2016)

Mari:
But I don t think I like that one so much anymore.
(28 August 2016)

Mari:
It was going to be Felix Eugene Washington.
(28 August 2016)

Mari:
Most people have voted for Felix Alexander that I know.
(28 August 2016)

Mari:
But I was hoping to get more suggestions of a good combination or if you guys like some of my suggestions.
(28 August 2016)

Roxie:
Only reason I did not straight up ask for her number was because I didn't want her to get the impression I wanted to have a relationship with her.
(28 August 2016)